Hey dude. It's Dirk. I know I told you about the mirror thing and I hope it's helping.
I did come up with a design for a robot that might help more though. If you're interested, I could make you a small companion that can help guide you through a conversation with actual responses and facial cues.
It removes the embarrassment of practicing with a real person while giving programmed responses. I'm bored as fuck so you'd be helping a bro out here. Let me know if you're interested.
I did come up with a design for a robot that might help more though. If you're interested, I could make you a small companion that can help guide you through a conversation with actual responses and facial cues.
It removes the embarrassment of practicing with a real person while giving programmed responses. I'm bored as fuck so you'd be helping a bro out here. Let me know if you're interested.
[The... camera is focused on the ground. Icy ground. And clawed feet. While bat-like wings flap around, slapping at the device. Someone is speaking - but, tragically, they're speaking Dovahzuul.]
Ahraan! Faaz! Hi kos fahdon! Fahdon siiv Dovahkiin. Wahl haas oki!
[Oh, okay, it's Melius' omen. Chattering like a dragon's version of a parrot. She even pokes her muzzle on screen, repeating herself. How she's doing that without lips, we just don't know.]
Ahraan! Faaz! Hi kos fahdon! Fahdon siiv Dovahkiin. Wahl haas oki!
[Oh, okay, it's Melius' omen. Chattering like a dragon's version of a parrot. She even pokes her muzzle on screen, repeating herself. How she's doing that without lips, we just don't know.]
[not only that, she considers them friends! the horror! the terror! of having befriended probably the kindest but most determined being from her own galaxy!]
I'm glad to hear that. I know a lot of people were having trouble, shedding their skin like snakes! And I'm available in the morning after 7:00 am. I'm already up at 5:00, but that's for ballet. That's enough to get the blood going and ready.
I'm glad to hear that. I know a lot of people were having trouble, shedding their skin like snakes! And I'm available in the morning after 7:00 am. I'm already up at 5:00, but that's for ballet. That's enough to get the blood going and ready.
[whoo~~, sucks to be him! she's not letting him get away so easily! :D]
Indeed. And I do wish. I have backgrounds in jujitsu, krav maga, and lerdit, if it helps? The first is mostly about disabling an opponent, the latter two about killing them as quickly as possible.
So, how are you liking life here so far?
Indeed. And I do wish. I have backgrounds in jujitsu, krav maga, and lerdit, if it helps? The first is mostly about disabling an opponent, the latter two about killing them as quickly as possible.
So, how are you liking life here so far?
All right, that works just fine for me.
[the differences in worlds change a lot. so do differences in time. she misses the 31st century all over again, her husband and son all over again.
though she hasn't been sent home, not yet, she plans to make her mark on this one as much as possible.
also, crazy as fuck? bad idea. two enthusiastic thumbs down]
I see. Well, it's probably not going to be the last time this place messes with you. But trust me, it could be a Void of a lot worse than being extra-friendly. For starters, nobody got hurt.
[the differences in worlds change a lot. so do differences in time. she misses the 31st century all over again, her husband and son all over again.
though she hasn't been sent home, not yet, she plans to make her mark on this one as much as possible.
also, crazy as fuck? bad idea. two enthusiastic thumbs down]
I see. Well, it's probably not going to be the last time this place messes with you. But trust me, it could be a Void of a lot worse than being extra-friendly. For starters, nobody got hurt.
[she saw the behavior of the Lost Legionnaires, including her own husband. she knows for a fact that having an extensive support network helps.
bitter. she can work with that]
Mmm. So you're going to be having a lot of these conversations in the future. Not easy. You're probably going to have to come up with a form answer for people who aren't me.
bitter. she can work with that]
Mmm. So you're going to be having a lot of these conversations in the future. Not easy. You're probably going to have to come up with a form answer for people who aren't me.
[The omen clacks her jaws in irritation.]
Mey mun...
[And then, louder, because you know, talking louder always helps.]
Dovahkiin! Dovahkiin! Ahraan! Aak!
[Then she snarls, and scuttles off-screen. Only returning with a leaf in her jaws. A bloody leaf.]
Ahraan!
Mey mun...
[And then, louder, because you know, talking louder always helps.]
Dovahkiin! Dovahkiin! Ahraan! Aak!
[Then she snarls, and scuttles off-screen. Only returning with a leaf in her jaws. A bloody leaf.]
Ahraan!
[she makes a show of considering it, tapping her finger against her lips while one of her kittens makes a go for it]
Shush, not now, Polly. [she gives the kitten a kiss and places her back at her feet who promptly rolls over on her back, kicking at her foot] And while I'm sure it could, it's in the nature of these places to be as as annoying and contrary as possible. You say you don't want your omni and toss it into the sea, you'll get fifteen in its place. It's like they're tailor-made to annoy us however possible.
Shush, not now, Polly. [she gives the kitten a kiss and places her back at her feet who promptly rolls over on her back, kicking at her foot] And while I'm sure it could, it's in the nature of these places to be as as annoying and contrary as possible. You say you don't want your omni and toss it into the sea, you'll get fifteen in its place. It's like they're tailor-made to annoy us however possible.

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